Feb 272013
 

20130227_134723Hey, do you guys know what sugru is? The wikipedia article says, “Sugru, or Formerol, is a patented multi-purpose, non-slumping brand of silicone rubber that resembles modeling clay.” I like to think of it as the stuff that fixes all the things.

I’m in Minnesota this week spending as much time as possible in Steve’s hot tub, and the floating thermometer kept getting fresh. You know, floating places it wasn’t exactly welcome. And he asked if it would be possible to use one of my precious little packets of sugru to make a hook to stick on the side of the tub to capture the thermometer.

Of course it is possible; I also fixed a little hook in the kitchen whose tip had broken off. Anyway, I thought I’d share some pictures of the hook. Maybe you’ll all be inspired to make functional tiny penis art* for your own homes!

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Considering this blog’s traffic consists mostly of people googling “orgy mansions” and Steve’s readers (probably wondering what the fuck is wrong with me), I have high hopes for this prediction.

 

* The line to critique my dick-sculpting skills forms to the right, please; I also can’t draw them.